Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Damn Infidels!

Those damn Americans are at it again!

I don't know why they don't just leave Iraq!

I think that America should quit sticking their noses in other people's business and leave well enough alone!

The AP stories read: "Baby Noor was discovered several weeks ago by U.S. troops raiding a house in Abu Ghraib, a poverty-stricken district near Baghdad. The soldiers noticed paralysis in the baby's legs and what appeared to be a tumor on her back.

One of the soldiers e-mailed a friend in Georgia who is a social worker. They enlisted the help of a variety of organizations, and Noor, her grandmother and her father were brought to the United States late last month."

Go home GIs!

Mind your own business America!

Yada, Yada, Yada....pry on ladies and gentlemen of our magnificent military services, pry on. I wonder why Baby Noor isn't in France recovering from surgery. Hmmm? Oh, that's right...

God Bless America

Where's Marcus?

Remember this game?

It has been re-invented. Sort of...

In Blacksburg, the Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University (aka: Virginia Tech; the Turkey Gobblers known as Hokies) opted to dismiss beleaguered quarterback Marcus Vick. Perfect timing. Now, it seems, the police will need a watchful eye from the public to locate the...umm...innocent...uhhh...repeatedly charged with crimes and disciplined by the school former student athlete.

I found him!

Maybe he has a future in Hollywood?

Monday, January 09, 2006

I HATE COMPUTERS

I just spent a bit of time writing a nice little piece on the absurdity of the National Organization for Women calling for the resignation of Joe Paterno for comments made before Penn State's Orange Bowl victory over the school formerly known as the Florida State College for Women (and I don't know if that is a hidden connection...hmmm).




For whatever reason, my computer decided that I didn't need to publish what I thought was a good post. I guess I should save the drafts and update it, but when I'm writing start to finish, I tend to just work. In any event, I'm pissed off and don't feel like rewriting it, so I'll sum it up in five sentences or less.

1. We have a legal system for a reason; use the court of law before courts of public opinion.

2. Upon conviction assume guilt; until conviction assume innocence.

3. It is innocent until proven guilty, right?

4. The National Organization for Women (and all other special interest grouped too) are hate mongers.

5. Think about this: If Joanne Tosti-Vasey, president of the National Organization for Women in Pennsylvania, achieved the goals for which she was hired, she wouldn't have a job.

Boy, that'll make you work...knowing that if you do your job, exactly as requested, it will result in nullification of the very reason for the existence of your job.

Hurry up; go make issues, even if there aren't any. Get out there and let the general population know exactly who to hate and why. Don't let anyone think they live in an imperfect, yet pretty good world. Insure everyone knows that somewhere, someone is out to get them and you can tell them who to blame!

OK, that was more than five sentences, but I swear to you it is my f*#%ing computer's fault!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Show Me The Money!

The Bowl(sh*t) Championship Series.

A few more pointless observations on the $cash cow$ that will prevent us from ever seeing a playoff in D-1 College football:

Participants by Conference (teams only counted once): Big Ten-7; Pac Ten-7; SEC-6; Big Twelve-6; Big East-5; ACC-3; Other-2.

The only school to represent two conferences: Virginia Tech (Big East in 2000 and ACC in 2005)

Most appearances in the BCS: Florida State - 6 (1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2006)

Most Wins (Conference): Big Ten - 8

Least Wins (Conference): ACC - 1

Most Wins (Team): Ohio State 4-0

Most Wins (Coach): Jim Tressel, Ohio State; Pete Carroll, USC - 3

Most Multiple Entries (Conference): Big Ten - 5

Least Multiple Entries (Conference): ACC - 0; Big East - 0



Best Conference: Big Ten (3 wins)
Best Team: Ohio State 3-0





Best Conference: SEC (4 wins)
Best Team: LSU 2-0





Best Conference: Big Ten; Pac 10; SEC; Big East (2 wins)
Best Team: Florida 2-0





Best Conference: Big 12 (3 wins)
Best Team: Texas; Wisconsin 2-0



Conference Summary:

Big 10 (8-5) 1 BCS Championship
SEC (7-4) 2 BCS Championships
Pac 10 (6-4) 1 BCS Championship
Big 12 (5-7) 2 BCS Championships
Big East (4-4) 1 BCS Championship
ACC (1-7) 1 BCS Championship
Mountain West (1-0)
Notre Dame (0-2)

PseudoSummary:

The BCS sucks and all of the administrators and "suits" that try to convince us it isn't solely about money are just kidding themselves. They do not care about a student athlete beyond what he can do for the institution. They are not committed to academia or the NCAA basketball tournament wouldn't last for the entire month of March (the championship game typically culminates the tournament on the first Monday of April). A playoff works for Division 1-AA, Division 2, Division 3, and so on and so forth. Stop the madness and at least admit it's about the money.

The Big Ten has prospered in this system, though. They are the only Conference to win at least one of each of the four bowl games that comprise the BCS; they have won the most BCS games (8); five times they have sent an at-large bid in addition to their conference champion (compared to three for the SEC and zero for the ACC and Big East) and won two BCS bowls in the same season more times (3) than all five of the other BCS Conferences combined.

The worst conference? It isn't even close: The Atlantic Coast Conference. Sorry Jinxy .

(Thank you Wikipedia and Toledo Blade for helping my pseudo research.)

Why Didn't I Think Of This?

I need one banana.

I will remove the sticker.

I will stick it to some paper at work.

I will sell it on eBay for over $10,000.00. That's US Dollars.

Why didn't I think of this?

Thursday, January 05, 2006

We'll See You In Austin, Mack

The Bowl Championship Series concluded last night with an epic battle one could easily describe as the greatest collegiate game ever played.

Texas 41
USC 38

It was the National Championship. All of the "big time" players showed up. The game was well played by each team. First downs were even at 30 a piece; total offense was 574 yards for Southern Cal to 556 for the National Champions and penalties and turn overs were low for each team, respectively. Gone was the 34 game winning streak the University of Spoiled Children rode into the Rose Bowl. Preserved is the University of Toledo's strong hold on the second longest winning streak in the modern era (post 1900) of college football.

In 2003, the University of Miami, also in possession of a 34 game winning streak, rode highly in the desert sky; a pit stop on the road to immortality was a date with the "overachieving" Ohio State Buckeyes in Tempe. Five National Championships by five separate coaches. Schnelenberger, Johnson, Ericson, Davis and second year head coach Larry Coker seeking his second straigth BCS title. But, they play 'em for a reason folks. Much to the surprise most people and delight of "the Wizard of Oohs and Aahs", Miami crumbled that night, like Ken Dorsey curling up under the pressure of Cie Grant on the game's final play. Perhaps it was a foreshadowing few recognized.

Born on that beautiful January night in Arizona was the return of glory in a state thousands of miles away.

In the past four college football seasons, no one has dominated like USC. It isn't debatable. It isn't even close. What is debatable though, is who the rest of the best are.

In this current iteration of the BCS (rotation from Fiesta to Sugar to Orange to Rose Bowls), which began with Ohio State's National Championship win in the Fiesta Bowl, the cream of the crop is, as follows:
  1. USC The Trojans are the only team in America to participate in each of the four years of BCS play with a 3-1 record and one BCS National Championship (their 2004 National Championship was awarded by the AP).
  2. Ohio State The Buckeyes are 3-0 in the past four seasons in BCS Play (4-0 overall in bowl play) with one National Championship.
  3. Texas The reigning Champions of college football are 2-0 with back-to-back Rose Bowl victories, including last year's thriller that put Vince Young on the map, so to speak.
  4. LSU One BCS appearance; one National Championship. Surely, that's worthy of number four on this important list.
  5. Oklahoma A Rose Bowl win in 2003 coupled with losses in two consecutive National Championship games rounds out the Top 5.
  • Honorable Mention: Auburn (only 1-0, but that single BCS win capped a perfect season); Miami (1-1, o National Championships); Florida State (0-3, but at least they're consistent); Georgia (1-1 with a Sugar "split"); Michigan (0-2, back-to-back Rose Bowl losses); Utah (1-0 and the first, and only, non-BCS Conference team to crash the cash party)

Next year though, the National Championship game returns to Ohio State's new "west" Shoe...the Fiesta Bowl.

My parting shot on the 2005 college football bowl season: No team has won two BCS Championship Games. Will 2006 be the end of that startling statistic?

1998-99: Tennessee

1999-2000: Florida State

2000-01: Oklahoma

2001-02: Miami

2002-03: The Ohio State Buckeyes

2003-04: LSU

2004-05: USC

2005-06: Texas

Damn, doesn't look like a playoff looming to me...

Senator Tressel, you remember Coach Brown? Yeah Mack, we'll see you in Austin.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

3 Yards And A Cloud Of What?


Woody Hayes is rolling over in his grave...and singing "Hang on Sloopy" with Hopalong and the gang.

Four scoring plays over 55 yards? Are you kidding me? No.

A little Fiesta Siesta for the Irish?

I realize I'm a day late and a dollar short on this, but cut me some slack, I was under the weather yesterday.

Fiesta Photos





Across the Field

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here
(We've got the team why don't we)
Set the Earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer
RAH! RAH! RAH!
Hit them hard and see how they fall
Never let that team get the ball
Hail! Hail! The gang's all here
So let's win that old conference now!!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Off To A Great Start!


I don't know why that woman loves me, but I'm glad she does.

Happy New Year! 2006? What happened to the '80s? 90s? Anyone?

P.S. The ManChild is still awake...it's well after midnight...damn, we're in trouble when he grows up...